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This had to have taken a lot of thought and time...The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has far too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble.

DORMITORY

When you rearrange the letters : DIRTY ROOM

DESPERATION

When you rearrange the letters : A ROPE ENDS IT

THE MORSE CODE

When you rearrange the letters : HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES

When you rearrange the letters : CASH LOST IN 'EM

ANIMOSITY

When you rearrange the letters : IS NO AMITY

MOTHER-IN-LAW

When you rearrange the letters : WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS

When you rearrange the letters : ALAS! NO MORE Z's

A DECIMAL POINT

When you rearrange the letters : I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES

When you rearrange the letters : THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO

When you rearrange the letters : TWELVE PLUS ONE

ALEC GUINNESS

When you rearrange the letters : GENUINE CLASS

SEMOLINA

When you rearrange the letters : IS NO MEAL

CONTRADICTION

When you rearrange the letters : ACCORD NOT IN IT

ASTRONOMER

When you rearrange the letters : MOON STARER

PRINCESS DIANA

When you rearrange the letters : END IS A CAR SPIN

THE PUBLIC ART GALLERIES

When you rearrange the letters : LARGE PICTURE HALL I BET

YEAR TWO THOUSAND

When you rearrange the letters : A YEAR TO SHUT DOWN

And for the grand finale...

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA

When you rearrange the letters TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

 
Very clever! Reminded me of Weird Al Yankovic's palindromic lyrics.

"Bob"

I, man, am regal - a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see god?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?

Ah, Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No "x" in "Nixon"
O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi," I moan
"A Toyota's a Toyota"
A dog, a panic in a pagoda

Oh no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies - run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog

 
Ok, this isn't such a dumb joke afterall...

A string walks into a bar. He orders a margarita. "I'm sorry," the bartender says. "We don't serve string." The string leaves. He comes back a few minutes later and orders a whiskey sour. "Hey. We don't...serve...string," the bartender says, more insistently. The string leaves again. Out in the alley, he decides to put on a disguise. He loops himself around and ties himself up, and he messes up his ends a little bit so that he looks scruffier. He walks back into the bar and orders a white wine spritzer. The bartender starts to make it, but then he turns back around slowly. "Heeeey," he says. "Aren't you that string that was in here a few minutes ago?" "No," says the string. "I'm a frayed knot."

 
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