Mary invites Susan over for lunch. Upon arrival Susan is astounded by Mary's house: it is totally stuffed with boxes marked "assorted truffles," "gourmet chocolate bits," "chocolate bars," and other types of chocolate confections!
Astounded Susan says, "This is fantastic--where did you get all of the chocolate, WHERE?!"
Mary replies, "I out on one of my long walks when a huge Scharffen Berger delivery truck stops in front of me and this big man climbs out, tears off all of his clothing and says "Take what you want!"
"So I took the truck; he was pretty big and I knew the clothes wouldn't fit."
"BUT MARY,
tell me, what kind of chcolate did you get, dark or light?"
Astounded Susan says, "This is fantastic--where did you get all of the chocolate, WHERE?!"
Mary replies, "I out on one of my long walks when a huge Scharffen Berger delivery truck stops in front of me and this big man climbs out, tears off all of his clothing and says "Take what you want!"
"So I took the truck; he was pretty big and I knew the clothes wouldn't fit."
"BUT MARY,
tell me, what kind of chcolate did you get, dark or light?"