...and for my next act, ladies and gentlemen, I will simultaneously produce

[marilynfl]

a smile on my face and indigestion in my belly.

Voila!

http://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/pimento-cheese-fries

 

[mariadnoca]

ooh my stomach cramped just reading that!

 

[charley]

That actually looks really really decadent--and good. There was a restaurant in Atlanta

that served deep fried pimento cheese bites for an appy!!

Take a look!!
https://www.jamesbeard.org/recipes/pimento-cheese-fritters-green-tomato-jam