Make cold noodles...
thin with soy, chicken stock, strong cold black tea, sesame oil, minced garlic and ginger, white pepper, and dried red pepper flakes to taste, depending on how hot the peanut butter is (you want a thin pourable dressing). Toss choice of noodles (leftover day old cold pasta is best) with sauce, scallions, and minced cilantro. Garnish with cilantro, cucumber strips, and crushed dry roasted peanuts.