Bravo's Top Chef has put out a call for auditions for next season...who's going to apply? :P

You're funny. There is soooo much talent out there... It's kinda like politics, I think...

...the people who ought to have the job never throw their hat in the ring.

Now JOE, on the other hand, might be just the guy!

Michael

 
It's all yours, Michael! Thanks for the compliment, Misplaced, but

I'd rather be shot out of a cannon than cook on TV.

 
Joe, have you seen this show? You have no idea how bad it could be.....

They give the contestants really almost impossible tasks to be done in really short time frames, then criticize them. But the winner gets $100,000.

 
No, I haven't seen the show. I was assuming it was like the "Next Food Network Star,"

or "Iron Chef." I solve impossible kitchen tasks all the time but I need a minimum of 3 weeks to do it, lol.

 
Oh no...this has 10 episodes...and the last one.....

they gave them like an hour for each to come up with a menu for a wedding dinner for 100 people...the happy couple wanted an asian infusion theme...at the time, the contestants didn't know the wedding was the next day. Then once a chef's menu was picked, they had about 16 hours to shop (at a supermarket) and prepare everything, including the cake.

They started out with twelve contestants and are now down to four. (one gets bounced each week.) Three will be in the final. It gets nasty. LOL

 
Joe, I'm tellin' you, you're a NATURAL! You just wrote the premise of...

...the first episode!

Picture this: You, in gaudy, plum-smugglin' tights, lowering yourself into the mouth of a monstrobus circus cannon. The fuse is lit, and...BAM! (Oh wait... "BAM" has already been 'done'). BOOM! You fly outta the cannon at warp speed and land in a big bowl of Pho.

You surface from under a pile of Vietnamese noodles, some still dangling from your ears, and announce, "Today, on Joe's Cookin' Show, we make Pho with that guy who does Tai Bo!"

High energy, good visuals, bad rhymes... how could it miss?

Michael

 
You guys are absolutely nuts and so funny. Forget the cooking - you two should start a comedy team!

 
Oh yeah. She's a trip. I wish she would hang out here more often. Oh Marilyn, where are you???

 
Marilyn is in Israel with her mother right now....she will be back shortly....

She posted about it before she left.

What a good daughter! Taking her mother on the trip she always wanted to go on.

Bless them both!

 
What a shame I didn't know - we might have been able to meet. Sorry I haven't been around but I do..

try to check in every so often. Hope to be back on line shortly.

 
How about Richard--- in Lederhosen with "Schnitzel and more"? A nice European flair show.

 
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