Cracking Coconuts: The results.
Frozen Coconut;
I took out the one frozen since Wednesday night, put it on the cement floor and gave it a slight whack with a 3 pound metal mallet.
Nothing.
I gave it another tentative whack, with a little more emotion behind it this time and...
Nothing.
That's when I hauled off with a good smackaroonie and it went ricocheting off the storage rack.
And yet...nothing. No cracks. No shattering of shell.
I'm not sure what Trader Joe's did to theirs, but whatever it was, I wasn't doing it to mine. I finally got a small fissure and set to work prying off the hard outer shell with flat head screwdriver and hammer. The coconut water was frozen and had to be scraped out because it was slowing thawing and dripping as I manipulated the coconut. NONE of the dark outer skin came off the hard shell, which mean I had to peel each individual chunk of coconut.
Verdict: Pain in the rear.
Version 2: Baked in oven.
Drained the liquid out first by puncturing 3 holes in the eyes. This one also had a thin score around the equator of its shell. Preheated oven to 375 and baked 15 minutes.
Nothing.
Baked another 5 minutes and got one fissure (not on the pre-scored line, either.)
Baked another 5 minutes and ended up with several fissures. Used a screwdriver to pry the hard shell away and a LOT of the dark skin came off with it (at least 60%). Meat was all in one football shaped piece, which made it very easy to peel the remaining dark skin off with a serrated peeler.
Verdict: I'd do this method again.
Taste Test: No difference.