My sister Sarah makes the killing machine with a round loaf of crusty Italian bread, muenster cheese, bacon, Italian dressing, butter and poppy seeds---all wrapped up in foil to keep it hot.
We decided that this was a good alternative murder weapon because if you don’t kill your adversary with blocked arteries, the very least you could do was send them to the hospital with diverticulitis. OR get them thrown in jail with a “false positive” drug reading from the poppy seeds.
Anyway you look at it, someone is going down.
We decided that this was a good alternative murder weapon because if you don’t kill your adversary with blocked arteries, the very least you could do was send them to the hospital with diverticulitis. OR get them thrown in jail with a “false positive” drug reading from the poppy seeds.
Anyway you look at it, someone is going down.