Thanks! "I'm a little alien, green and squat. Here are my antennae, here is
my plutonium 6-terrabyte transmogrifier capable of utter devastation. Due to my low esteem issues and insecurity over my height, I plan to aim my death ray at your planet and melt the polar icecaps. Oh wait...you're already doing that yourselves. Darn...never mind, I'll go find some other planet to overthrow and colonize."
PS: I'm hiding in Edgewater, FL. Don't tell the neighbors.