Due to your recent harrowing accidents, it’s time to invoke some of my patented Chi energy Voodoo That You Do So Well.....
Close your eyes, seek peace and serenity and visualize a large kitchen with oodles of free counter-space and electric outlets exactly where you need them. A pantry filled with whatever you need at this moment. Milk that is not past its expiration date. Visualize standing within this source of culinary delight.
I am now sending you positive Chi energy, right through the Ethernet, making a sharp right turn at ozone holes, slowing down first at Missouri and then continuing on to Alaska--flowing straight into your “sore spots”. You know, the ones with the metal parts sticking out.
We're talking New Age positive visualization here, folks. Happy, happy sparks of energy zipping through your body, flowing through your life forces...oops, wait a sec...semisweet chocolate blockage there...okay we're flowing again, we're glowing, we're getting past those pesky clots, we're GLOWING! we're ENERGIZED!! we're SO FULL OF LIFE your aura's gonna light up like a frigging Christmas bulb!!!
O-Kayyyy! Feeling any better? Because, personally, I just gave myself a hotflash here.
Close your eyes, seek peace and serenity and visualize a large kitchen with oodles of free counter-space and electric outlets exactly where you need them. A pantry filled with whatever you need at this moment. Milk that is not past its expiration date. Visualize standing within this source of culinary delight.
I am now sending you positive Chi energy, right through the Ethernet, making a sharp right turn at ozone holes, slowing down first at Missouri and then continuing on to Alaska--flowing straight into your “sore spots”. You know, the ones with the metal parts sticking out.
We're talking New Age positive visualization here, folks. Happy, happy sparks of energy zipping through your body, flowing through your life forces...oops, wait a sec...semisweet chocolate blockage there...okay we're flowing again, we're glowing, we're getting past those pesky clots, we're GLOWING! we're ENERGIZED!! we're SO FULL OF LIFE your aura's gonna light up like a frigging Christmas bulb!!!
O-Kayyyy! Feeling any better? Because, personally, I just gave myself a hotflash here.
