# 1 THE JAPANESE EAT VERY LITTLE FAT AND SUFFER FEWER HEART ATTACKS THAN AMERICANS.
# 2 THE MEXICANS EAT A LOT OF FAT AND SUFFER FEWER HEART ATTACKS THAN AMERICANS.
# 3 THE CHINESE DRINK VERY LITTLE RED WINE AND SUFFER FEWER HEART ATTACKS THAN AMERICANS.
# 4 THE ITALIANS DRINK A LOT OF RED WINE AND SUFFER FEWER HEART ATTACKS THAN AMERICANS.
# 5 THE GERMANS DRINK A LOT OF BEERS AND EAT LOTS OF SAUSAGES AND SUFFER FEWER HEART ATTACKS THAN AMERICANS.
CONCLUSION : EAT AND DRINK WHAT YOU LIKE, SPEAKING ENGLISH IS APPARENTLY WHAT KILLS YOU.
# 2 THE MEXICANS EAT A LOT OF FAT AND SUFFER FEWER HEART ATTACKS THAN AMERICANS.
# 3 THE CHINESE DRINK VERY LITTLE RED WINE AND SUFFER FEWER HEART ATTACKS THAN AMERICANS.
# 4 THE ITALIANS DRINK A LOT OF RED WINE AND SUFFER FEWER HEART ATTACKS THAN AMERICANS.
# 5 THE GERMANS DRINK A LOT OF BEERS AND EAT LOTS OF SAUSAGES AND SUFFER FEWER HEART ATTACKS THAN AMERICANS.
CONCLUSION : EAT AND DRINK WHAT YOU LIKE, SPEAKING ENGLISH IS APPARENTLY WHAT KILLS YOU.