Perfect! I agree with every comment, fully. Good point, too, that restaurateurs should
learn from retailers, who really understand service in the US.
I ran into a bizarre incident on my recent flight. I had ordered a particular red wine with my main course, found it corked immediately on smell and handed it back to the steward. He actually told me that someone else in the cabin was drinking it and immediately went to ask that passenger if he had noticed a problem with it. When he returned, he told me that the other passenger had no complaint.
Beyond, "What?!", I was actually speechless but was about to let him know that I really didn't care if the other passenger didn't have a nose.
What would you say to this character? It's not as though I was paying for the wine, or that the cost of the bottle was coming out of his pocket. I did have to bite my tongue. And just told him again that the wine was corked and asked for a different wine...which was fine. Very strange behaviour.