This one really made me laugh!
OK...linking doesn't work so I'll just copy and paste.
Horace P. Osterdonk, Election Canvas Man: We are again needing helps in PYed!
Posted: Dec 13, 2000 9:28 AM
OK, hello from the PYed Dnyorep on the Hudsons River. We are again needing a helps from the experts of food, and it is this: Like in everywhere else, we had in PYed, an elections this year, but the way of voting, it is unique to PYed. To avoid a confusion from a close election, Mr. Ollie PUtnam who is our mayor wisely had the recomends to vote the following way; if for Mr. Bush, bringing a sack with a pumpkin and in the votes booth, put the pumpkin in the sack on the left. If for Mr. Gores, bring a smokey fish and the sack on the right. He did this after he saw the possible of a closer election and, boy he was right! The best part of Mr. Putnam's plans is, after the election, a big dinner with fish and pumpkins! If you vote for someone else, the rule is bring a bottle of wine and the name of that person, you write it on the lables. If you can't afford, don't worry on it because someone will help you. For the votes, it is really great! Even if you are in the wrong sack it will be easy to tell, because even Mr. Aznap Krodli (who is NOT a smart man) will be able to say "no that is not a pumkin it is a fish!) The problem is, now the elections is over. PYed, most of us we liked Mr. Gores so now the problem is: too much fishes and not enough pumpkins. We need to have a recipes to use a lot of smoked fish (it is most salmon and whitefish) and only a little pumpkins. The original plans was a close election, so it was to be a wash, but in PYed, who can predict it? As we say in PYed, "the elections and games are not to the finish until Mrs. Olga Gandesevoort she is humming the tunes from the old coffee commercials and cleaning in the kitchen." And that is how we stay so well finished in PYed!
PYed Dnyorep New York