Dontcha just hate it when what you thought you brought for lunch isn't what you expected?

melissa-dallas

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I grabbed what I thought was a pint of leftover shrimp creole with rice out of the freezer on the way to work this a.m. Poured it in the bowl and found out it was one of two pints of extra shrimpless riceless sauce base. Sigh...At least I had a little caramel dip cup to go with my apple to cheer me up.

 
Or you bite into what you THINK is chocolate sheet cake, turns out to be GINGERBREAD!

Don't get me wrong, I like gingerbread but hey, when it's not chocolate , IT'S NOT CHOCOLATE!

 
Or, a loved one has packed a lunch for you and inside that huge aluminum foil package is a........

chicken back.

 
Oh God, one time at a Christmas party I bit into what I thought was yummy chocolate, I never found

out what it was but it wasn't chocolate. It was SO AWFUL. I so missed that chocolate taste!!!!

 
This one belongs in the "serves you right category".........A spoon covered with a brown substance

was sitting on the counter. Thinking it was chocolate pudding DH decided he'd clean off the spoon by eating what was on it. What a surprise he had finding out it was catfood. BLECH!!!!!!

 
or the first bite of a decadent chocolate cake where...

the cook thought that bittersweet chocolate and bakers chocolate.

the cake was sold slice by slice for tons of $ at a fundraiser.

 
or when your nosey (aka pesky) stepson thinks he'll sneak a sip of Jack Daniels...

only to find out that you had turned the bottle into a bottle of granny's home remedy - Jack Daniels with LOTS of old fashioned soft stick peppermint dissolved in it.

 
Or when you open the cottage cheese container and it's ....

actually a container of nightcrawlers that your dad bought to go fishing with the next day.

You can bet my sister never opened another cottage cheese container while still living at home:)

Deb

 
I gave my "little brother" white chocolate once- he took a huge bite and found out I had

given him cocoa butter. Forty years later, he still talks about it!

 
Not nearly as gross, but a friend was once sleeping over at another friend's house,

woke up thirsty, looked in refer, an apple juice bottle with a bit in the bottom, chugged it down and on my, it was tamari.
Poor dude couldn't stand anything that hinted of soy for a very long time.

 
And the winnah is....grabbing what you thought was your beer bottle....

taking a swig, and finding it was your brother's snoose spit bottle! My eyes still water thinking about it.

 
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