HA!! LOVED it! This reminds me of what my sister said...
I was visiting her up north and we were madly trying to put together my niece's baby shower. Of course, we got stuck several times with needing recipes and I jumped on the swap with questions. Naturally, I got help/answers within minutes. About the 3rd time this happened, my sister was absolutely dumbfounded and asked "do all these people just sit on the swap all day... don't they have lives!!?"
Luckily for us, you were all there for me!!