Here's what I emailed to our team at work this morning: Rice Pudding (RP) software code

marilynfl

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From: Marilyn

Sent: Thursday, September 19, 2013 8:13 AM

Subject: Rice Pudding (RP) software code

if (Your mother’s RP = the "baked solid & cut into squares" stuff, with the tensile strength of a retaining wall)

eating status NULL

else if (Your mother’s RP = the canned stuff with a shelf life of Forever)

eating status NULL

else if (Your mother’s RP = the refrigerated canned stuff with a half-life of 17 years)

eating status NULL

else if (Your mother’s RP = contained raisins because she was trying to trick you into eating fruit)

eating status NULL

else if (Your mother’s RP = “congee”--an Asian dish resembling mushy rice)

eating status NULL

else if (Your mother’s RP = eliminated milk due to allergies)

eating status NULL

else if (Your mother’s RP = eliminated eggs due to allergies)

eating status NULL

else if (Your mother’s RP = eliminated sugar due to diabetes)

eating status NULL

else if (Your mother’s RP = eliminated cinnamon and vanilla due to religious restrictions with regard to spicy condiments)

eating status NULL

else

eat

END

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One SW guy wrote back;

From: Herman

Sent: Thursday, September 19, 2013 8:15 AM

To: Marilyn

Subject: RE: Rice Pudding (RP) software code

Technically, pseudocode. 8^}

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(I wrote back:)

That’s because I’m a pseudocook.

Marilyn

 
M, I laughed all the way thru yr pgm--I used 2 code in Fortran &/or COBOL on a job many moons ago.

 
You are just too, too funny. Let us know when you're appearing at the Comedy Club...I want tickets!!

 
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