Oh, I am so there...
The fabulous duck pate that I purchased in the food courts of Galeries Lafayette. I will never forget the wonderful model coming at me with a tray of pate.."have you ever tasted such wondrousness? It is "healthful" and good for you!"
And I said "oh yes!" as I ate the samples and bought the product (there is no problem taking this to the US!). Then arriving home into the US where you have to declare "agricultural" products. Yes, I have sinned, I bought a tin of duck liver pate in Paris." This LINE!!!!! It's a of frigging pate, canned, exterminated, and???
They turn it over in their gloves...oh so suspecting...they turn it over again, they look at you (I am not guilty!!!), they turn it over again, and then they say "it's processed. Next!"
Returning to the US from abroad reminds me of what Nazi Germany must have been like.