I don't want anyone to get jealous, but

desertjean

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I was notified this morning that I won a prize at a kitchen shop down the hill. I will soon be receiving, by mail, a carrot curler.

 
Dear Jean, I am poor. I heard you won a big prize and I'm sure you

will want to share your bounty with those of us less fortunate than you.

My carrots are all hairy from lack of proper grooming. I used to have a carrot peeler, but it got uppity and ran away with the can opener.

Now I hear you done won yourself a carrot curler. No one should have such benevolence and keep it to themselves.

If you are a good person and want to end up in heaven, you should consider sharing your prize with those of us lacking in the "small kitchen tool" department.

I may not be the sharpest Wustolf in the knife block, but I know a winner when I read it.

 
When it arrives, I think it might be just perfect for the

Larder Barter. What do you think? That way it could go to a more deserving home where it would truly be appreciated by someone who garnishes smileys/smile.gif

 
Heh, heh, "' . . . lacking in the small kitchen tool ' department." Does this mean that. . .

you are not lacking in the LARGE kitchen tool department?

--mistral

 
Only one curler? Couldn't they have given you a set so you could curl. . .

a full bunch of carrots at once?

 
Marilyn, you absolutely crack me up!!

You should be a writer. I love your sense of humor - priceless!!!

 
LOL! Warn your family ....

Desertjean, SO good to see you again!! I'm still just picking posts here and there -- there are so many, don't they archive sometimes?

A carrot curler, how fascinating, LOL! Pity you can't post pictures here of all the carrot curls you're going to make!! Salad bowls full! Everything decorated with a carrot curl! ROFL! I assume it's manual? Not 'lectric?? Love, Z!

 
My family is not used to the finer things in life, ie, carrot curls

I'm not sure they are ready for it. I will be sure to post a picture when it arrives.

Lovely to 'see' you again!

Just remember to hit "end" rather than scrolling when you come in, the new posts are at the bottom. Also, "mark as read" before you go, that way the new posts will be brighter when you come back.

 
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