I had a sixth-grade teacher named...
...Mr. Clingon, who pronounced his last name as if it rhymed with "singin'", as in, "I'm singin' in the rain....".
Of course, being as I attended his class in 1971, we pronounced it, "Klingon", as in, alien dedicated to making big trouble for The Federation.
Used to drive him crazy, and used to get us sent straight to the vice-principal's office --who thought the whole thing was a riot.
Michael