I love this way to cut a watermelon. Why didn't I think of that!

Watermelon could be the only reason for my divorce...

....as it causes considerable strain in our relationship

I had some hope that Phil would see the light with this method, cleaner and user friendly, so I showed it to him

Unmoved, he said "This is NOT the proper way to eat a watermelon"

(sigh, sigh, sigh)

 
Nah.... I am keeping him, watermelon mess and all... smileys/wink.gifsmileys/wink.gifsmileys/wink.gif

 
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