I took a break for cooking all morning and got a chuckle from Richard's 1997 post in Gail's archives

maycee

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In case some can't see the archives:

A blast from the past...1950's Home Ec Class (22Jan)

From a 1950 Home Economics Book...

Advice to the young bride

Get your work done:

Plan your tasks with an eye to the clock.

Finish or interrupt them an hour before he is

expected. Your anguished cry, "Are you home

already?" is not exactly a warm welcome.

Have dinner ready:

Plan ahead, even the night before to have a

delicious meal ON TIME.

This is a way of letting him know that you

have been thinking about him and are

concerned about his needs. Most men are

hungry when they come home and the prospects

of a good meal are part of the warm welcome

needed.

Prepare yourself:

Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be

refreshed whe he arrives. Touch up your

make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be

fresh looking. He has been with a lot of work

weary people. Be a little gay and a little

more interesting. His boring day may need a

lift.

Clear away the clutter:

Make one last trip through the main part of

the house just before your husband arrives,

gathering up school books, toys, papers, etc.

Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your

husband will feel he has reached a haven of

rest and order, and it will give you a lift,

too.

Prepare the children:

Take just a few minutes to wash the

children's hands and faces (if they are

small), comb their hair and, if necessary,

change their clothes. They are little

treasures and he would like to see them

playing the part.

Be happy to see him:

Greet him with a warm smile and act glad to

see him.

Minimize all the noise:

At the time of his arrival, eliminate the

noise of the washer, dryer, dishwasher or

vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be

quiet.

Some don'ts:

Don't greet him with a problem or complaints.

Don't complain if he's late for dinner.

Count this as minor compared to what he might

have gone through that day.

Make him comfortable:

Have him lean back into a comfortable chair

or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have

a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange

his pillow and offer to massage his neck and

shoulders and take off his shoes. Speak in a

soft, soothing, pleasant voice. Allow him to

relax - to unwind.

Listen to him:

You may have a dozen things to tell him, but

the moment of his arrival is not the time.

Let him talk first.

Make the evening his:

Never complain if he does not take you to

dinner or other places of entertainment.

Instead, try to understand his world of

strain and pressure, his need to be home and

relax.

The goal:

Try to make your home a place of peace and

order where your husband can renew himself in

body and spirit.

There will be a pop quiz in 10 minutes!

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This is so ossum I must print and add to neice's wedding gift

What a hoot. I'd forgotten about that.

I've been in the archives lately too, such great stuff -- but I can't find *the* original peeps string. I think it was around '96 or '97 but when I try to use the epi forum search it finds no mention of peeps before '00. That doesn't sound like us, not mentioning Peeps at Easter!

 
Another blast in time for Easter: A lamb cake tip and tale

A lamb cake tip and tale from Helen in Ely
A tip:
My mom always frosted the cake with white
buttercream frosting then stuck coconut on,
so it looked very cute and fuzzy.

A tale:
This may make me sound wierd, but for a high
school project about Greek life and
mythology, my friend and I decided to make a
sacrificial lamb. We baked the lamb cake,
created a cavity in the neck and filled it
with strained raspberry jam. We reattached
the neck with toothpicks and frosted the
whole thing. Eeek, it may have been strange,
but we did get an A for creativity...!
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Responses
1. Did you sacrifice it? What happened to the jam? Was the class expecting it? I think it sounds great. Congrats. (nt) (Harimad, massively amused)
1. I think we wore togas... (TTSF)
2. should have added an audible "bleat" at the moment of decapitation (nt, still laughing) (tami/colorado)
1. What a bunch of sick puppies we have become around here, I now make my husband read some of these posts just so...... (Margaret in PA)
1. BECOME sick puppies? We've made the Swap in our own image -- we're like the gods! (now sacrifice a cake to me!) (nt) (the God Harimad)
1. What flavor? and do you want rasberry jam in it anywhere? (margaret in pa)
1. The God Harimad prefers dark choc lambs flavored with raspberry essence (nt) (The God Harimad (taking itself rather seriously!))
1. ***ROFLMAO***BAAAH! (nt) (Claire In Rescue (and they said I was strange! smileys/smile.gif)

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