i use this prayer to see me through

rvb

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O Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And help me to remember..... when I'm having a really bad day, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.

 
This is my Serenity Prayer:

God grant me the serenity to accept the idiots I cannot convince that I am right, the courage to keep on trying to convince them and the wisdom to know that they're too stupid to accept my opinion.

My apologies to anyone in AA, but my father initiated an AA program in the town that I grew up in, so I'm not making fun, just....making conversation?

 
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