O Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And help me to remember..... when I'm having a really bad day, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
And help me to remember..... when I'm having a really bad day, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.