Ha! I'm lucky, the one by my house has secret back parking lot...
The worst parking around here is Whole Foods, in an area with lots of driver diversity. If you park there don't expect it not to be hit. If I do go to that one, must be sure to go before school is out (and park as far out as you can). After that all the moms stop by from picking up kids and it's bumper cars for sure!
Once at WF I watched from right behind as two cars backed out from either side and hit each other. Then they both pulled back into the space and tried again. Then they hit again. This happened SIX times! One woman's backside of her brand new car was now hugely smashed in, both trunk and quarter panel. Finally they figured it out, one first, then the other. Then... they both drove away! Neither of them got out and looked at cars or anything. Both cars were smashed...and each just drove off!