richard-in-cincy
Well-known member
I need one.
A bigger better larger shinier newer Costco opened across the street from my husband's office. He can see Costco from his office window.
They gave everyone free Costco memberships!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
You see where this is going. "Honey, I can do the shopping now!"
Every other day, "I'm going to make a Costco Run! (oh dear god save me!) Put anything you want on the list.
I never put anything on the list since he buys so much food we can't possible eat it all. I finally told him I felt like I was the trash compactor trying to eat up his Costco food before it is composted.
We are throwing away so much food now I'm embarassed. We never did that when I managed the kitchen and did the shopping!
And, can we talk?, that Costco produce isn't the freshest. You buy the 5 lbs. of green beans and I open them and they are already slimy. Ick.
"Hi honey, they have a sale on 5 lbs. of peeled garlic!"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Does the fever end? Do I need to do an intervention? I can't take much more of the Costco Food Hell.
A bigger better larger shinier newer Costco opened across the street from my husband's office. He can see Costco from his office window.
They gave everyone free Costco memberships!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
You see where this is going. "Honey, I can do the shopping now!"
Every other day, "I'm going to make a Costco Run! (oh dear god save me!) Put anything you want on the list.
I never put anything on the list since he buys so much food we can't possible eat it all. I finally told him I felt like I was the trash compactor trying to eat up his Costco food before it is composted.
We are throwing away so much food now I'm embarassed. We never did that when I managed the kitchen and did the shopping!
And, can we talk?, that Costco produce isn't the freshest. You buy the 5 lbs. of green beans and I open them and they are already slimy. Ick.
"Hi honey, they have a sale on 5 lbs. of peeled garlic!"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Does the fever end? Do I need to do an intervention? I can't take much more of the Costco Food Hell.