I am so exhausted! I forgot how messy bouillabaisse is, and I was there till midnight cleaning..
My party of 8 arrived in a limousine (!) with a lot of expensive wine. The cheap Trader Joe's table wine I had already set out looked a little sad. (There was another couple who were a little more down to earth and who drank some of my wine. I'm drinking the rest of it tonight)
This was a family group and we were asked to have some diet coke on hand for the patriarch, who was quite a character and supposedly doesn't drink. He wouldn't stay in his seat, and kept getting up to stir my soup base as if I was falling down on the job. They were so chattery it was hard to get a word in edgewise. At one point he was threatening the ladies with one of the big wooden spoons for sale in the store.
Despite the "help" from dad, my soup base scorched. I'm still getting the hang of that super-powerful induction burner! The whole pot had a scorched taste after I strained it, and I was just praying that no one would notice while I discretely scoured the pot, (the only big one that would work on the induction burner) before using it again to boil the fish.
The patriarch didn't stick to diet coke, and in fact he left to buy more wine at the fancy wine store down the street, as if my TJ's Cote de Rhone perched in front of him didn't exist. BUT, when I served the bouillabasse he loved it, even though he spilled a lot on the floor. By now he was calling me "Joey" and asking for more salt, to have his plate microwaved, for paper towels, etc. I tried to go with the flow. The others had a mixed reaction but I'm hoping it was just unfamiliarity and not the scorched flavor.
When it came time to wrap it up, the patriarch paid for the party of 8, I rang his credit card, and he asked, "Where do I add the tip?" I have never been tipped for a class so far. The store is not set up for that, so I had to ring in an extra 20% separately! That's what I call appreciation. He said he'd be back. Oh brother.
He then asked me for a plate for the limo driver and I was happy to oblige.
BTW, the fish was fine!