The one thing I noticed while in Italy was the lack of green salads
With our culinary experience limited to Pittsburgh and Albuqeurque ilks, we were used to antipasti including salad greens. But over there, it was all meat...or meat and cheese. Not a shred of lettuce to be had. We weren't smart enough to realize salads were on another part of the menu.
We finally went to a large fruit/veggie/meat market in Florence (Centro Market?) and bought all kind of goodies to make up a huge salad back at our pensione. The owners looked at us like we were crazy as we tried to mime a request for a large salad bowl and tossing implements. Hard to describe how good it tasted after going a week without greens.
Once we had our "salad" fix, we were able to enjoy the restaurants.
In Rome, I was awed to watch the waiter wash, peel, carve and serve fresh peaches at the table next to us. Such perfect showmanship, he never touched them except with a spoon and a sharp knife. Think you can pull that off, Richard?