Seriously, this is so easy I'm making it again with my own ingredients.
Peel, de-seed and cut cucumbers into long skinny fingers.
Shred imitation crab
Mound on a plate with a rim.
Drizzle with soy sauce
Drizzle with Yum-yum sauce in a distinctive geometric design that justifies a $4.95 price.
Sprinkle with white & black sesame seeds.
Don't forget to tip. Unless, of course, you're a Millennial, your first job was at tipless McDonalds, and now you spend all your credit on tats and vapes. In that case, don't tip.
PS: I much prefer this to the sweet cucumber salad version.
Peel, de-seed and cut cucumbers into long skinny fingers.
Shred imitation crab
Mound on a plate with a rim.
Drizzle with soy sauce
Drizzle with Yum-yum sauce in a distinctive geometric design that justifies a $4.95 price.
Sprinkle with white & black sesame seeds.
Don't forget to tip. Unless, of course, you're a Millennial, your first job was at tipless McDonalds, and now you spend all your credit on tats and vapes. In that case, don't tip.
PS: I much prefer this to the sweet cucumber salad version.