(Marilyn's Note: I rewatched this last night while working on a wedding craft for a friend. Still makes me smile. And want pie.)
Pie #1: Blue Plate Special "I DON’T WANT EARL’S BABY PIE". After being told that name couldn't be written on the special's board, she renamed it "BAD BABY PIE" – Quiche made with slices of brie cheese, a center of smoked ham cubes and beaten eggs.
Pie #2: KICK IN THE PANTS PIE – Cinnamon spiced custard
Pie #3: I HATE MY HUSBAND PIE - “You make it with bittersweet chocolate and don’t sweeten it. You make it into a pudding and drown it in caramel …”
Pie #4: SPAGHETTI PIE
Pie #5: MARSHMELLOW MERMAID PIE – “Biblically good!”
Pie #6: FALLIN’ IN LOVE CHOCOLATE MOUSSE PIE –
Pie #7: BABY SCREAMING ITS HEAD OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND RUINING MY LIFE PIE – New York-style cheesecake, brandy brushed and topped with pecans and nutmeg.
Pie #8: PEACHY KEEN TARTS
Pie #9: EARL MURDERS ME BECAUSE I’M HAVING AN AFFAIR PIE – “Smash blackberries and raspberries into a chocolate crust...”
Pie #10: I CAN’T HAVE NO AFFAIR BECAUSE IT’S WRONG AND I DON’T WANT EARL TO KILL ME PIE – “Vanilla custard with banana. (pause) Hold the banana..."
Pie #11: SPANISH DANCER PIE WITH POTATO CRUST –
Pie #12: NAUGHTY PUMPKIN PIE
Pie #13: STRAWBERRY CHOCOLATE OASIS PIE
Pie #14: PREGNANT MISERABLE SELF PITYING LOSER PIE – “Lumpy oatmeal with fruitcake mashed in. (Butune lighter comes in scene) Flambéed of course..."
Pie #15: LONELY CHICAGO PIE – Dust unbaked pie crust with graham crumbs and sugar, pour in melted chocolate, add crushed blackberries. Bake.
Pies #16 & #17: CAR RADIO PIE and JENNA’S FIRST KISS PIE –
Pie #18: OLD JOE’S HORNY PIE –
{Thanks to the website that took the time to write these out. I omitted their comments and just left the pie name and description from the movie.)
Pie #1: Blue Plate Special "I DON’T WANT EARL’S BABY PIE". After being told that name couldn't be written on the special's board, she renamed it "BAD BABY PIE" – Quiche made with slices of brie cheese, a center of smoked ham cubes and beaten eggs.
Pie #2: KICK IN THE PANTS PIE – Cinnamon spiced custard
Pie #3: I HATE MY HUSBAND PIE - “You make it with bittersweet chocolate and don’t sweeten it. You make it into a pudding and drown it in caramel …”
Pie #4: SPAGHETTI PIE
Pie #5: MARSHMELLOW MERMAID PIE – “Biblically good!”
Pie #6: FALLIN’ IN LOVE CHOCOLATE MOUSSE PIE –
Pie #7: BABY SCREAMING ITS HEAD OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND RUINING MY LIFE PIE – New York-style cheesecake, brandy brushed and topped with pecans and nutmeg.
Pie #8: PEACHY KEEN TARTS
Pie #9: EARL MURDERS ME BECAUSE I’M HAVING AN AFFAIR PIE – “Smash blackberries and raspberries into a chocolate crust...”
Pie #10: I CAN’T HAVE NO AFFAIR BECAUSE IT’S WRONG AND I DON’T WANT EARL TO KILL ME PIE – “Vanilla custard with banana. (pause) Hold the banana..."
Pie #11: SPANISH DANCER PIE WITH POTATO CRUST –
Pie #12: NAUGHTY PUMPKIN PIE
Pie #13: STRAWBERRY CHOCOLATE OASIS PIE
Pie #14: PREGNANT MISERABLE SELF PITYING LOSER PIE – “Lumpy oatmeal with fruitcake mashed in. (Butune lighter comes in scene) Flambéed of course..."
Pie #15: LONELY CHICAGO PIE – Dust unbaked pie crust with graham crumbs and sugar, pour in melted chocolate, add crushed blackberries. Bake.
Pies #16 & #17: CAR RADIO PIE and JENNA’S FIRST KISS PIE –
Pie #18: OLD JOE’S HORNY PIE –
{Thanks to the website that took the time to write these out. I omitted their comments and just left the pie name and description from the movie.)