michael-in-phoenix
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My eldest son visited his good friend on the east coast. They (his friend and his wife) just had their first baby.
They were checking out of the maternity ward when the nurse came into the room and saw that their newborn had been swaddled quite nicely in a blanket.
She said to the Dad, "Oh, did one of the nurses already come in and swaddle your son? He's ready to go!"
My son's friend answered, "No, I swaddled him myself."
The nurse was impressed. She said to the Dad, "Wow! Nice job! This is your first baby, right? You must have been paying attention at the "New Parents Class"."
He answered, "No. Actually, I worked at Chipotle when I was in college. I know how to wrap a burrito."
They were checking out of the maternity ward when the nurse came into the room and saw that their newborn had been swaddled quite nicely in a blanket.
She said to the Dad, "Oh, did one of the nurses already come in and swaddle your son? He's ready to go!"
My son's friend answered, "No, I swaddled him myself."
The nurse was impressed. She said to the Dad, "Wow! Nice job! This is your first baby, right? You must have been paying attention at the "New Parents Class"."
He answered, "No. Actually, I worked at Chipotle when I was in college. I know how to wrap a burrito."