Most people stab themselves with a knife - I stabbed myself with a fork. Reached down to

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meryl

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take the utensils out of the dishwasher, and my very sharp long-tined fork stabbed me right under my thumbnail. Yeah, it bled. Yeah, it still hurts.

 
Ouch. But you should see what I did to myself with a sharp potato peeler. Got an inch-long scar.

 
Ow! I still have the scars from my sister when we fought when we cleaned

up the kitchen as kids. She picked a spoon that was lying on the pilot light of the stove up & took the skin off my arm with it. Think she also stabbed me on the arm with a fork.

 
From "Good Omens" by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

..."how he and his wife used to go there to spoon, and on one memorable occasion, to fork."

 
Hahaha! Thanks for the laugh! Now I realize this was virtually nothing compared to what

I went through today. Periodontal surgery. Ugh! And it's still draining. Double Ugh.

 
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