Bonne f
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
~Robert Frost
'you're not dead yet!'
turning 30 is no piece of cake
The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana!
~ Rose Nylund (Betty White), The Golden Girls
XXX
At least your not 40.
You're not 30, just $29.95, plus tax.