Bananna and tempura batter...
I may be cheating on this one, but I hate banannas, and I am always on the lookout for where people hide them. I was eating some tempura at a little Japanese restaurant in San Diego, when I took a bite, and it was a bananna in tempura batter. Please never let me experience that dilemna again. I swallowed it whole. Acccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!