Ha! To parapharase a line from a movie: In you dreams, cooking boy!
I's a been waiting on a horse for 4/5ths of my life now, and now my knees are so shot, I couldn't get up on one unless I had a mechanical lift of some sort. I tried to get the hubby to go for a pony/horse and cart, cuz I coulda paid for it with my "leetle" job, but then he got laid off and I am the sole breadwinner of our household and, dang, it's sure a small, teeny loaf!.