Only Dave Barry could find this one: "Season Shot" shotgun pellets made from seasoning.

[marilynfl]

Saves you from painstakingly cleaning out your dead bird and then having to season it. Comes highly recommended by Vice President Cheney and his elderly Texas lawyer/hunting buddy.

~from the Washington Post, Nov 25, 2007

"Giving Till It Hurts"

http://www.seasonshot.com/Home.cfm

 

[janet-in-nc]

I couldn't decide between the "Season Shot" and the shower curtain. LOL NT