Why I put myself through this horror every few years is beyond me. So far I'm batting 1000% for turning out "pink around the bones" turkeys which translates to a "Have you been reading up on botulism lately?" look from Larry.
This year I bought a smaller bag of bones and doom in the hope that smaller may provide less room for error. It's a 11.6 pound fresh free-range from Whole Foods and I'm guessing 11 pounds after removing that package of ick.
I plan to use Lisa's LA Times "steam/roast" method. At first I was horrified at the idea of "steaming" because that was my MIL's "secret method" to moist turkey. I'm not exactly sure which dictionary her definition of moist came from, but she'd put a 15-lb sucker in a 350 degree oven at 6:00 AM with 4 cups of water on the bottom, cover and cook it until 6:00 PM.
Yep.
Instead of shopping, you could resole shoes the day after Thanksgiving.
Recipe calls for 16 pound turkey; I'll have an 11 pound one. I also bought a digital remote probe thermometer AND a meat thermometer that will stay with the turkey during its hours of transformation. I will be stuffing it. Or not...depending on your recommendations.
At least I changed the format: we're not sitting down together. I've sent out an "open house" offer and said the turkey will be cooked and sliced and show up anytime after 3:00 pm. That lets me off the timing coordination hook since my left index finger still tingles from last year's razor debacle.
http://www.eatdotat.com/swap/forum1/199657_My_fav_method_is_this_steam-roasted_one_from_the_LA_Times_-_one_pan_easy_and_
This year I bought a smaller bag of bones and doom in the hope that smaller may provide less room for error. It's a 11.6 pound fresh free-range from Whole Foods and I'm guessing 11 pounds after removing that package of ick.
I plan to use Lisa's LA Times "steam/roast" method. At first I was horrified at the idea of "steaming" because that was my MIL's "secret method" to moist turkey. I'm not exactly sure which dictionary her definition of moist came from, but she'd put a 15-lb sucker in a 350 degree oven at 6:00 AM with 4 cups of water on the bottom, cover and cook it until 6:00 PM.
Yep.
Instead of shopping, you could resole shoes the day after Thanksgiving.
Recipe calls for 16 pound turkey; I'll have an 11 pound one. I also bought a digital remote probe thermometer AND a meat thermometer that will stay with the turkey during its hours of transformation. I will be stuffing it. Or not...depending on your recommendations.
At least I changed the format: we're not sitting down together. I've sent out an "open house" offer and said the turkey will be cooked and sliced and show up anytime after 3:00 pm. That lets me off the timing coordination hook since my left index finger still tingles from last year's razor debacle.
http://www.eatdotat.com/swap/forum1/199657_My_fav_method_is_this_steam-roasted_one_from_the_LA_Times_-_one_pan_easy_and_