Sending positive thoughts to all our West Coast friends. Stay safe!

marilynfl

Moderator
Do not follow the Florida Hurricane Darwin Theory Idiots:

1. DO NOT GO SURFING JUST BECAUSE THE WAVES ARE BIG.

2. DO NOT STEP ON DOWNED LIVE WIRES.

3. COROLLARY: DO NOT STEP ON DOWNED LIVE WIRES WHILE STANDING IN FLOOD WATER.

4. DO NOT HIDE UNDER LARGE TREES WITH SHALLOW ROOT SYSTEMS.

5. DO NOT HIDE IN DRAIN DITCHES.

6. DO NOT RUN A DIESEL GENERATOR INSIDE THE HOUSE.

7. DO NOT GO BACK INTO UNSAFE PROPERTY FOR SENTIMENTAL OBJECTS. YOUR LIFE IS THE MOST SENTIMENTAL OBJECT YOU OWN.

 
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