[...shaking me head...] Sales person to customer in health-food store:

[marilynfl]

...picking up a product off the shelf and pointing to the list of ingredients:

"See...it doesn't have any eggs. It's dairy-free."

 

[michael-in-phoenix]

Eggs, being near milk and butter at the local Sooper, come from chickens, which are near cows down..

....on the farm.

Or something like that.

M