Now that the emotional scars have receded, we are here to help your friend.
1. Bake a cake mix and cool.
2. Push chunks of the baked cake through a cooling rack to evenly break it down. Genius idea, cheezz! (see link)
3. Add 2-3 oz of icing and smoosh the mixture together...not the crazy "entire can of icing" amount that most recipes use. Check with your local bakery and ask if you can buy 1/4 lb of icing from them.
4. Scoop out balls of damp batter and set on a cookie tray. Unless you're desperate for a round shape, just let the bottom be flat. Chill for two hours.
5. Line another cookie tray with candy cups that are bigger than your scoop size.
6. Gently melt coating chocolate. Wilton sucks. If you can get your hands on any other brand, do it. Otherwise, you'll need to thin out the Wilton. Dip a lollipop stick in the chocolate and stick into a ball. When they've all been stuck, stick the tray back in the frig for 15 minutes to harden the chocolate. This step helps keep the stick from pulling out.
7. Rewarm the chocolate. You want it runny or else the weight will pull the cake ball off. Dip the cold ball, letting the excess run off and then put into a paper candy cup.
when all are dipped, put back into the frig to harden.
If you want to add jimmies or nuts or any other coating, you'll have to do that before the coating sets.
If you want to add a contrasting color swirl, you can do that after the ball is finished.
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