Randi, if I went into detail about the things my husband does that drive me insane...
we'd have a thread the length of my colon. Ok, I know I shouldn't do this, but here I go:
1. Dirty clothes that are inside-out.
2. Crusty dishes left in sink. (There's water right there!)
3. No cap on the toothpaste. ARGH
4. Chairs that aren't pushed in after eating (I'm trying to make this somewhat food-related)
5. Leaving sugar all over the counter after preparing coffee.
6. Football, baseball, golf, poker and, if it's a really dry sports weekend, BOWLING. Is poker a sport? Well, it is to him.
7. Not putting a trash bag into the wastebasket.
8. Forgetting to tell me (after I've prepared a great meal) that he's going out with the "guys".
He's a retired fire chief and they soooo love each other, those firemen.
9. He won't eat zucchini, yellow squash, tomatoes, fish, any other lettuce besides that big ball of head lettuce, Indian cuisine, Mexican or Spanish cuisine (except tacos), ricotta cheese, crepes - an endless list.
I could go on and on, but I love him dearly. He's mine and I'll keep him. So, the toilet paper issue was just funny. I hope you didn't take me seriously. One of the reasons I like this site so much is because it's very light-hearted.