The **Not Even If You Put A Gun To My Head** Strawberry Cheesecake Recipe

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Did you ever have one of those moments when you're staring at the interior in your refrigerator and random thoughts pop up, like:

* How the hell did I end up with three + a half + ANOTHER half blocks of cream cheese? And a tub of mascarpone?

* Why in God's Little Green Polluted Earth did I buy a GALLON of strawberries from a local fruit stand when I still had half a quart of bitter organic ones from the Asheville farmer's market? (oh, oh...I know the answer to this one. It's because they were $4.99 a quart and the gallon tub was $14.99. So I got a quart free!)

* Sandy's hens have really been been putting out lately (which is code for 3 dozen fresh eggs, not for slutty chickens. Get your mind out of the gutter)

* God, when DID I buy that Noosa raspberry yogurt?

And last, but not least:

* What am I going to do with the rest of that expensive XO sauce after using 1 teaspoon of oily dried fish and shrimp?

And there you have the seed of my cheesecake recipe...which actually didn't start out a cheesecake recipe. No, it started out as a memory of a cold strawberry pie I had in 1978 when working at Westinghouse, back when the polar ice caps were still ice caps and strawberries were small and tasted like strawberries. One of the wives sent in a strawberry pie and I begged for the recipe. It was simple: 2 quarts of sliced fresh strawberries, 2 cans of condensed sweetened milk and juice from 2 lemons. Mix and pour into a baked pie shell. I don't know how, but that filling thickened and slices could be cut.

So that's how things started out. I cut the recipe in half but had to use lime juice and then decided to add the two halves of cream cheese because the recipe reminded me of Richard's Key Lime Dip. Then I realized I didn't have enough to share with the library, so I added a full 8 oz cream cheese, more bitter strawberries, and some white sugar. Then I saw the bottle of Cointreau that's been sitting on the counter for the past 2 months because I'm too lazy to put it away so I added a healthy splash of that. Then I thought it tasted too sweet so I added that tub of Noosa yogurt. Then it was too watery. So I beat up another 8 oz cream cheese and more sugar and stuck it all in refrigerator, hoping Kelvin's scale of absolute zero temperature would help this firm up.

It didn't.

So today I added yet ANOTHER tub of cream cheese, more sugar, more strawberries and 4 eggs yolks, mixed up a crust with some boring graham crackers and am now waiting for the sucker to bake.

So YOU figure out the recipe. I'm gonna have a drink with an indeterminate amount of alcohol in it.

 
I totally understand since this is me...

I have a theory. There are items in the fridge that "cloak" and they are invisible. Then they uncloak after you've bought the new stuff.

But as for starting off when cooking, Tim will ask, what are you making? I'll say I don't know since I haven't finished.

I start off, I might be heading off to Mexico, but then I end up in Thailand at the end as I raid the fridge and pantry and find new curiosities.

It is real.

 
Good grief...this is delicious! Like an intense strawberry ice cream. Center is a tad

too soft: I made so much batter I had to use a 10" springform pan and haven't done that for a while. So my basic cheesecake test of "dull edges, 2" shiny middle" wasn't spot on this time. A skinny slice drooped at the very tip once plated.

(** I wonder if more egg yolks would have solved that problem?)

Otherwise, this sucker is yummy. The strawberry flavor soars over the cream cheese and condensed milk profiles.

Too soft to give away slices for library...I think I'll churn the baked filling in my electric ice cream maker and then hand-fold in the baked graham cracker crust. That way I can just store and scoop out servings.

** I will never know the answer to this because I will never be able to replicate this recipe.

 
Yum! I can just about taste your ice cream smileys/wink.gif

and certainly imagine tasting it! Thanks for dropping down the rabbit hole and sharing with us. Colleen

 
I don't know what you will call that, but it sounds fantastic!

Also I really like the Noose yogurt, especially the lemon one. I add fresh fruit to that and call it dessert. and Rum Chata in the coffee. Someone needs to make a Rum Chata cheesecake for me, and enjoy it since I cannot...

 
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