Haha! In general, I try to stay away from meat, especially stuff with nitrites and nitrates in it.
Also, I find sausage too salty, but I've never tried the homemade stuff - maybe it's less salty.
Since I eat vegetarian around 85% of the time, when I do eat "flesh," it's usually fish or chicken breasts, and a filet mignon a few times a year.
Oh well, at least I have 2 out of the three!