To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't

steve2-in-la

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but are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand...

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of E. Coli bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting so remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I pass it along as a public service

 
Thanks for the latest poop Steve!

LOL! But lest ye forget that we can buy purified water in this modern age.

Albeit, a drink with alcohol can be "purely" MORE satisfying!

Thank you for your Public Service Announcement Steve.

 
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