Too many kids joke

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marsha-tbay

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I think we're allowed to post funnies from time to time. IF not, Mimi can delete it or whip me with a wet noodle.

A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.

After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's expanding salary. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost.

After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and spoke, 'Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us. Silence fell on the congregation.

In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice,

'Rain is also a gift from God, but when

we get too much of it, we wear rubbers.'

The entire congregation said, 'Amen

 
Haha, here's another

A woman was helping her neighbor get ready for a garage sale, when she noticed a large box in the corner of the garage. The neighbor explained, "Over the years of my marriage, every time my husband was a jerk, instead of yelling at him, I'd put an egg in this box". Curious, her friend peeked in there when the woman went inside to get some supplies, and she saw only 3 eggs and a bag with $20,000 in it.

When the woman came back out, she told the neighbor that she couldn't help but look inside, and said she understood what the eggs were (and "my, what a happy marriage you must have had, by the way") but did she know that there was a bagfull of money in there too?! The woman explained, "Oh yes - every time I got a dozen, I sold them".

 
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