So I’ve been craving Keller’s roasted chicken and have been on the lookout for a smallish-sized version.
They don’t exist. I went to 5 different stores (Publix, Ingles, Whole Foods, Harris Teeter, Fresh Market) and ALL were 5+ lbs. I live alone and am quite capable of making other dishes from remains, but I DIDN'T WANT TO.
I just wanted to roast a 3 lb chicken.
Finally accepted defeat and bought a 5.2 lb chicken at Trader Joes. This was my first ever purchase from their fresh meat selection.
This will be my last ever purchase from their fresh meat selection.
Good grief! I could have stuffed a small accent pillow with the number of feathers I had to remove first. Reaching fifteen, I quit counting, put my mental blinders on and just kept plucking.
Then there were the partial organ remains in the cavity to deal with, as if a bunch of blind-folded, 3-year olds had played Pluck It with a real carcass.
I finally roasted the damn thing, all desire completely gone.
Made a big batch of Boars Head Chicken Cransational salad and a chicken pot pie.
The neighbors ate well that day.
They don’t exist. I went to 5 different stores (Publix, Ingles, Whole Foods, Harris Teeter, Fresh Market) and ALL were 5+ lbs. I live alone and am quite capable of making other dishes from remains, but I DIDN'T WANT TO.
I just wanted to roast a 3 lb chicken.
Finally accepted defeat and bought a 5.2 lb chicken at Trader Joes. This was my first ever purchase from their fresh meat selection.
This will be my last ever purchase from their fresh meat selection.
Good grief! I could have stuffed a small accent pillow with the number of feathers I had to remove first. Reaching fifteen, I quit counting, put my mental blinders on and just kept plucking.
Then there were the partial organ remains in the cavity to deal with, as if a bunch of blind-folded, 3-year olds had played Pluck It with a real carcass.
I finally roasted the damn thing, all desire completely gone.
Made a big batch of Boars Head Chicken Cransational salad and a chicken pot pie.
The neighbors ate well that day.
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