I made a double batch with my 8-year old niece this past weekend using my mom's 5-qt Kitchen Aid. I was explaining the finer details of ensuring the bowl didn't detach and eject into our faces and forgot to scrap down the sides and BOTTOM.
When all was said and done and scooped into the serving bowl, there was a bunch of virgin cream cheese stuck to the bottom. I scraped it out and put it in a separate smaller dish because this mess was lumpy and bumpy and ugly.
DON'T DO THIS! SCRAP THE BOTTOM AND THEN CONTINUE TO BEAT UNTIL SMOOTH. THIS IS WHY GOD CREATED SILICON SPATULAS ON THE TWENTY-THIRDTEENTH DAY.
NOTE: THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME YOU CAN USE THE WORD "SMOOTH" IN THE SAME SENTENCE AS THIS DIP BECAUSE ONCE YOU'VE CONSUMED ALL THESE CALORIES, YOUR THIGHS WILL NO LONGER BE SMOOTH. THEY WILL BE LUMPY AND BUMPY AND UGLY.
But your belly and taste buds will be HAPPY!
When all was said and done and scooped into the serving bowl, there was a bunch of virgin cream cheese stuck to the bottom. I scraped it out and put it in a separate smaller dish because this mess was lumpy and bumpy and ugly.
DON'T DO THIS! SCRAP THE BOTTOM AND THEN CONTINUE TO BEAT UNTIL SMOOTH. THIS IS WHY GOD CREATED SILICON SPATULAS ON THE TWENTY-THIRDTEENTH DAY.
NOTE: THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME YOU CAN USE THE WORD "SMOOTH" IN THE SAME SENTENCE AS THIS DIP BECAUSE ONCE YOU'VE CONSUMED ALL THESE CALORIES, YOUR THIGHS WILL NO LONGER BE SMOOTH. THEY WILL BE LUMPY AND BUMPY AND UGLY.
But your belly and taste buds will be HAPPY!