"...well, that was weird." (or, how I rescued a box of Pepperidge Farm cookies)

marilynfl

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Back story: Larry and I were fairly poor newlyweds in Albuquerque when the 11 hour mini-series Brideshead Revisited was shown on TV. Captivated by the story, we would sit before our 19" TV, splurging on a $2.99 boxed set of premium selection Pepperidge Farms cookies and a pot of hot tea, arguing over sweet, rich Sebastian and poor, poor Charles.

Flash forward to now: I recently bought the 25th anniversary edition of Brideshead Revisited and decided to replicate our old weekly "cookie, tea & BR-fest." Only this time, the same box of cookies cost $6.99. And Florida humidity being what Florida humidity is, the entire selection of cookies went soggy by the next day!

I was bummed. Although not so bummed that I didn't try eating them. They were horrible. Soft and mealy instead of crunchy and crispy. The box sat in its ziplock bag for 3 weeks.

Last week, I pulled it out to toss it out and thought: "I wonder what would happen if I rebaked these?"

Then, because I'm lazy and didn't want to wait for the oven to preheat, I thought: "I wonder what would happen if I microwaved these?"

So I did. I started with a single shortbread cookie, zapped it for 30 seconds (1100 W microwave) and immediately lifted it with an offset spatula to a cooling rack. It was--if possible--even limpier. (I believe I just invented a word.) Waited 5 minutes and tested it against a non-zapped shortbread cookie. The N-Z version was still limp and mealy. The now-cooled Z version was....CRISP!

So I worked my way through the entire box, zapping ~6 cookies at a time, and finished up with the Geneva's at 25 seconds, as they are coated with a layer of chocolate and nuts. Even THOSE worked! I had to pop them into the freezer to refirm the chocolate, but hey, who cares.

I repackaged all of them in a metal tin and popped that into the freezer. Over the course of 4 days, we ate the ENTIRE tin and EVERY cookie was back to being crispy and crunchy, even those with chocolate filling between the layers.

As counter-intuitive as the microwave process seemed and as much as I wanted to figure out the scientific logistics, all I can think was: "...well, that was weird."

 
Good story. Have zapped cereal, crackers, Fritos, all kinds of chips, Lavosh...

breads, popcorn, cookies, pretzels, you name it. I am actually amazed you haven't tried all this being in Florida. Here it is also very humid and everything wilts immediately. I even zap freeze-dried fruit chips (Costco).

I rarely use the microwave for cooking anything....just for melting or saving stuff.

Glad you found a new food saver!

 
If you have room, potato & corn chips keep fresh forever in the freezer in a good freezer bag.

That is if you've got enough room that you don't squash them. I usually freeze the leftovers when I get a bag of good homemade tortilla chips from a Mexican restaurant.

 
has anyone here 'reconstituted' popcorn kernels by soaking them?

I hear that all you do to stale kernels in just soak them in water for awhile (how long???), then drain and let air dry before storing them away. *supposedly* they lose moisture over time and that is why they don't all pop as successfully as when they were new.

 
I've done it when I want bread crumbs quickly... a couple of slices of white bread in

there for about 30 seconds are perfect for sticking in the food processor after they cool. Better than the toaster. Not crisp, but hard. The water steams out of them, drying rather than warming them (if you've ever made the mistake of trying to take a shortcut and warm bread in the microwave, you'll only do it once!).

 
Geez Mar, I wish I had known about this experiment two months ago. Perhaps my ex-boyfriend could

have been salvaged after all! That is of course, if I could have found a gigantic microwave....

 
If only Nanny Hawkins had had a microwave, she might have gone out more...

It does seem counter-intuitive, though I never have leftover Pepperidge Farm cookies no matter what the cost.

Modern art IS all bausch, isn't it? Yes? I'm so glad.

 
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