West Indies Chocolate Tart

marilynfl

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I have to say...this ended up looking EXACTLY like the photo...although I didn't bother with the fru-fru nougatine embellishment.

Now, I DID NOT use the attached recipe. I made it from his book "Tart it Up" by Eric Lanlard (Cake Boy) and picked this tart because I wanted to get rid of a 3.5 oz bar of Godiva Salted Caramel Chocolate that I opened and promptly despised. Honestly, I'm praying nightly for that whole salty/sweet trend to die a terrible death soon. Sooner than soon.

Also, I wanted to try his chocolate tart crust.

Anyway, back to the tart....I had Cake Boy's book from the library and am here to say that while I loved many of his ideas, I HATED the font size and how the ingredient amounts were specified. (insert conditional statement: this is my OLD EYES bi+ching.)

I made THREE, count 'em...THREE mistakes based on not reading the text correctly...AND I WAS WEARING MY READING GLASSES!

Annoyances: Mr. Cake Boy is British and this book is...well, I'm not sure what nationality. If you'll look at the attached recipe, it's written using British ingredients/terms and provides weights. The book, however, is written in American measurement (cups) and provides NO weights! Apparently, his publishers believes that lazy American cookbook buyers are incapable of using a scale.

(Boy, I'm crankier than I realized about this, considering the dish turned out well.)

So...I know he's British and he's specifying "light cream"....what does that mean to me, sitting here in mid-rural America? After scanning a few Internet searches that failed to compare British creams to American creams, I used a 50:50 ratio of half/half and heavy cream because that's what I had.

In the chocolate tart base, he calls out cocoa. Okay, he's British, so does that mean Dutch process cocoa? Hell if I know. Again, I ended up using what I had, which was half Droste and half Hershey's, straddling, as it were, the Hadrian Wall of Cocoa.

And this is where I made Measuring Mistake #1: I misread 1/4 C of cocoa as 3/4 C (explaining why I had to dip into both stashes of cocoa). That meant 5 minutes of carefully removing excess cocoa because I had ALSO missed the extra 2 TBL of flour (Mistake #2) and dumped it on top of the cocoa.

He also added an extra TBL of powdered sugar which I missed with the 1/3 C and OH FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, WHY DIDN'T HE JUST GIVE US THE DAMN WEIGHTS!

He didn't specify egg size, so I used Jumbo, not caring anymore.

He didn't specify what percentage of chocolate (just "dark") so I used the Godiva bar and a Godiva white chocolate coconut to go with the whole West Indies spice thing. Then I realized that might turn out sweeter than I wanted so I scaled up the filling by adding an 80% bar to get "dark" back into the mix.

Got to say, it turned out well. I cut the serving into 1"x2" pieces and left off the decorative cocoa.

So...I can recommend the attached recipe, but am withholding my recommendation of his book.

http://www.cake-boy.co.uk/view_recipe.php?id=34

 
This is killing me...the online recipe for his chocolate crust gives WEIGHTS!

That would have saved me THREE mistakes.

You have to LOOK INSIDE at AMAZON and scroll through the book. What version is that book? British? 'Cause it sure isn't the one I got from the library.

Or else just read it here.

200 g (7 oz) flour
25 g (1 oz) pure cocoa
50 g (2 oz) icing sugar
150 g (5 oz) unsalted butter, cut into pieces
3 egg yolks
1 tsp vanilla

Sift dry ingredients.
Rub in butter chunks until crumbly.
Add yolks and vanilla, work to a dough with your fingertips.

Chill and then use to bake a blind crust.

If you would like to screw up your recipe, use the following:
1.5 Cups of flour, plus (oops!) 2 TBL
Misread 1/4 C as 3/4 C cocoa
1/3 C confectionary sugar, then forget the extra 1 TBL
1 stick plus 1/4 stick butter.

(amended: I had a rather rude statement about the butter sticks, but it was too Brando for this site.)

 
Oy...I feel you on the old eyes thing...

(shh, because I secretly am thanking you for making me realize it isn't just me). When I had young eyes I don't think I ever misread a recipe, now I do it more often than not to the point I keep double checking everything I do.

Also, right now I'm on a shakes fist at sky mode at a book I'm currently reading too -- editor, where for art thou editor?! Worst edited book in recent memory when it comes to lack of an editor, not that I have much of a memory, but still...sheesh!!!

British people, we colonists are never sure what you mean, so tell us!

And now off to watch the British Baking show...

 
I LOVE you! thought I was the only one who dislikes the salt on chocolate/caramel thing.

I have to scrape it off

 
Oh...I figured it out. In the *Look Inside* link...

...there's a note at the top of the Amazon page saying I'm viewing the KINDLE version, not the HARD-COPY version.

Boy, would I be pissed if I previewed the book online with weights and then bought the cheaper ($2.37) HARD COPY ($24.99 printed on the cover) that was published without weights.

 
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