richard-in-cincy
Well-known member
Superb Owl....
Another over blowm private national championship that the US stages without inviting the rest of the world. And last time I saw Tom Brady live I was sitting in Ohio Stadium and watched The Ohio State Buckeyes beat his team 31-16.
But I digress...
I had to bring something, so I looked on line for odious suprb owl recipes. I found it: "FOOTBALL DIP THAT MEN LOVE." So 50's so un-PC, how could I not bring that??? Sausage, cheese, and rotel? I'm on it. (and of course I doctored it with a diced onion, garlic, chili powder, chives, celery seed...you understand).
So I arrived with my FOOTBALL DIP THAT MEN LOVE, corn chips, and a weenie wreath made from miniature smokies wrapped in cheese and barbeque sauce and more cheese. I was going for a maudlin Le Théâtre du Grand-Guignol and I ended up a hit at the party.
FOOTBALL DIP THAT MEN LOVE dissapeared. They sucked that up toot suite. Then they were wiping the bowl with the crescent dough wrapped wiennies. Dear god.
We have come so far.
Then I was talking to a mom who confided in me that she thought her son was gay and she wanted to support him and didn't know what to do.
My advice: Go home. Hug him and tell him you love him. He will love you back.
Really? That's it?
Really. That's it. Love is the answer.
Win-Win!!
That's it?
That's it.
RECIPE:
FOOTBALL DIP THAT MEN LOVE
Fry 1 pound of sausage. Add 1 pound of cream cheese and a can of Rotel. Stir. Heat Serve with corn chips.
Another over blowm private national championship that the US stages without inviting the rest of the world. And last time I saw Tom Brady live I was sitting in Ohio Stadium and watched The Ohio State Buckeyes beat his team 31-16.
But I digress...
I had to bring something, so I looked on line for odious suprb owl recipes. I found it: "FOOTBALL DIP THAT MEN LOVE." So 50's so un-PC, how could I not bring that??? Sausage, cheese, and rotel? I'm on it. (and of course I doctored it with a diced onion, garlic, chili powder, chives, celery seed...you understand).
So I arrived with my FOOTBALL DIP THAT MEN LOVE, corn chips, and a weenie wreath made from miniature smokies wrapped in cheese and barbeque sauce and more cheese. I was going for a maudlin Le Théâtre du Grand-Guignol and I ended up a hit at the party.
FOOTBALL DIP THAT MEN LOVE dissapeared. They sucked that up toot suite. Then they were wiping the bowl with the crescent dough wrapped wiennies. Dear god.
We have come so far.
Then I was talking to a mom who confided in me that she thought her son was gay and she wanted to support him and didn't know what to do.
My advice: Go home. Hug him and tell him you love him. He will love you back.
Really? That's it?
Really. That's it. Love is the answer.
Win-Win!!
That's it?
That's it.
RECIPE:
FOOTBALL DIP THAT MEN LOVE
Fry 1 pound of sausage. Add 1 pound of cream cheese and a can of Rotel. Stir. Heat Serve with corn chips.