Which one of you said that everything is better with bacon?

If I was a Congressman, I'd order the tux, the gummy bacon strips and the...

...bacon wallet. I'd wear the tux, hand out the gummy bacon strips and throw the wallet on the floor of the House as I gave my speech denouncing all the PORK in such-and-such Bill.

I'd make the news, dontcha' think?

Some say I've missed my calling. (But opinions vary as to what that calling might be.)

Michael

 
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