1. You haven't refrigerated butter or eggs for a week (room temp!)
2. Your dog chomps on your friend's thumb while she wrestles a dropped chunk of chocolate from his mouth, but you just point to the bactine and keep on rolling dough
3. You're actually surprised when you gently blow excess flour from dough and the enormous cloud settles on everything
4. You ooh and aah over how gorgeous the cookies are - and you're the one who decorated them
5. You are so enamored of your cookies that, much like garden zucchini in the summer, you deliver them to friends and neighbors even though you know they have their own
6. You have a box of Annie's mac and cheese for Sunday dinner because you didn't notice that this recipe baked for 20 MINUTES a batch - and had to forego the Sunday turkey dinner you planned
7. Your back aches and your knees are buckling and you wonder what Michael from Phoenix (xoxox) knows that you don't
2. Your dog chomps on your friend's thumb while she wrestles a dropped chunk of chocolate from his mouth, but you just point to the bactine and keep on rolling dough
3. You're actually surprised when you gently blow excess flour from dough and the enormous cloud settles on everything
4. You ooh and aah over how gorgeous the cookies are - and you're the one who decorated them
5. You are so enamored of your cookies that, much like garden zucchini in the summer, you deliver them to friends and neighbors even though you know they have their own
6. You have a box of Annie's mac and cheese for Sunday dinner because you didn't notice that this recipe baked for 20 MINUTES a batch - and had to forego the Sunday turkey dinner you planned
7. Your back aches and your knees are buckling and you wonder what Michael from Phoenix (xoxox) knows that you don't