Alrighty...re the food network viewing...I have seen a few now and find....

Remember that song in "Grease" about Sandra Dee? Here's one about Sandra Lee.....

Look at me, I'm Sandra Lee
Lacking in a-bi-li-ty
Can't cook no crepes
But just look at my drapes
We match! I'm Sandra Lee!

(feel free to add a stanza)

 
LOL - hereyago Joe...

I'm Sandra Lee and you'll all agree, everything around me is quite lovely.
I'll pour you a drink so you forget my cooking stinks
I'll pour you another to get you mellow cause I've got more jiggle than my jello
you may laugh at my decor but if you saw my paycheck you'd drop to the floor
you may gag on my cooking but all that dough keeps me goodlooking....

 
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